Type of Geek [GCS/E]
Geek of Computer Science.
Geek of Engineering.
Appearance
Dress [d-]
I’m usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
Shape [s+:]
I’m a little taller, I’m of average width.
Age [a—]
15-19.
Computers
Computers [C++]
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
UNIX [UL++]
I’ve get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don’t have access to. I’m going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don’t tell anyone. I use Linux.
Perl [P+]
I know of Perl. I like Perl. I just haven’t learned much Perl, but it is on my agenda.
Linux [L+++]
I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes.
Emacs [E—]
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
World-Wide Web [W++]
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
USENET News [N?]
I don’t know what’s that.
USENET Oracle
Nothing known.
Kibo [K-]
I don’t know who Kibo is.
Microsoft Windows [w+]
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I’ve installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire.
OS/2 [O?]
I don’t know what’s that.
Macintosh [M]
I use a Mac, but I’m pretty indifferent about it.
VMS [V?]
I don’t know what’s that.
Politics
Political and Social Issues [PS++]
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I’m a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
Politics and Economic Issues [PE++]
Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.
Cypherpunks [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
PGP [PGP++]
I have the most recent version and use it regularly.
Entertainment
Star Trek [t?]
I don’t know what’s that.
Babylon 5 [5?]
I don’t know what’s that.
X-Files [X?]
I don’t know what’s that.
Role Playing [R?]
I don’t know what’s that.
Television [tv-]
I watch tv for the news and ‘special programming.’.
Books [b+]
I enjoy reading, but don’t get the time very often.
Dilbert [DI-]
Is that the comic about the engineers?
DOOM! [D?]
I don’t know what’s that.
The Geek Code [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
Lifestyle
Education [e]
Finished High School.
Housing [h!]
I am stuck living with my parents!
Relationships [!r]
I’ve never had a relationship.
Sex [!y+]
Male. Sex? What’s that? No experience, willing to learn.
link to geek code documentation
this script was written by Anicka and Martin. Source code under GPL
